(assume that everyone is a fangirl, regardless of gender.)

Official transcription of the bi-monthly meeting of the Serious Herald of Inaugurated,  Exalted Leper Demigods, or S.H.I.E.L.D. for short.
Mainly dictated by the head fangirl, Overlord SuperWhoPotterHomeAnimeStuckBonesLocked Fangirl Supreme Alice Extraordinaire Comma Esquire. (Alice Holmes).

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*Head fangirl approaches podium, placing fez on head* 

ORDER, ORDER.

all  right everyone, welcome to the bi-monthly fangirl meeting.

we have some new faces here today, hi night vale girls!

   - greetings. *Dead stare*

yeah ok so now for todays order of the day.

first up, Sherlock girls, how are you doing?

       - *rocking in corner crying* SHERLOCK LIVES SHES PREGNANT AND SHERLOCK SAID HE LOVED JOHN AND JOHNLOCK HUG AND SHERLOCKS THEIR BABY AND SHERLOCK LOVES DANCING AND HES THE CUTEST DRUNK EVER AND AUUUUUUUUUUGH

um we'll get back to that.

now, firefly girls, what's new?

     - nothing. (phone buzzes) wait wait wait! nope never mind.

a shame. hang in there. wait, what's this? *picks up note*

"Dear fangirls, some recent changes in my life have come upon me. due to the fact that I am now a mother, so basically that I got a life, I will no longer be head of the Harry Potter division of fangirls.
XOXO, Becky."

oh how unfortunate!

     - [Supernatural fangirl] what?! is that gonna happen to us too?!?!?! *starts throwing salt*

    - [Avengers fangirl] is this gonna happen to every fandom? we only have six or seven more movies to go!
  
    - [LOTR fangirl] that's plenty! we're running out of books!

(General mayhem ensue for about six minutes. I don't know, a Whovian crushed my clock.)

now now now girls, calm down!
quiet, QUIET!!!

(everyone stops)

look, its true Becky left us, and she's not the first one. that doesn't mean it will happen to us!!! we are FANGIRLS, and that's so much more than scrolling endlessly through Tumblr, looking for leaked photos of Misha Collins, or waiting twenty hours at comic-con to see your shows panel! its a way of life.
it defines us! it doesn't matter if you fandom has died out, *points to depressed firefly girls* or if no one likes your fandom but you. *points at the smallville fangirl*

    - [Star trek girl] yeah, Star Trek was just rebooted, who knows what's next?

-(General agreement)

    - [Homestuck fangirl] yeah, and just because its going slow doesn't mean its over. I mean look at those emotionally wrecked Sherlockians! they waited two years for the new Sherlock! and remember that time that Doctor Who stopped for like nine years?

-(Smattering of clapping)

Exactly! we should be excited about sequels, reboots, and new fandoms! To be a fangirl is to have hope!

-(rapturous applause)

Plus, Becky's fanfics were fucking terrible.

-(General agreement)

And finally, any luck, Bones girls?

   - [Leader Bones girl] well, Benedict Cumberbatch finally lifted that pesky restraining order, so we were able to break in. unfortunately, we didn't know about his hounds.

   -{all Sherlockians flinch at the word 'hound.'}

   -[heavily bandaged Bones girl] But worth it!

And with that, we bring another good meeting to a close. All of you have this breaks assignments, I expect them done. Before we go, let us say a prayer to our Sherlock girls, who still have another episode with an even worse cliffhanger to endure than Reichenbach. 

   -{All girls join hands}

Our Sherlock who art in Baker Street, hallowed be thy brain, third season come, reunion done, on screen as it is in canon. Give us this day, our favorite ships, and forgive us our feels, as we forgive Moffat and Thompson for breaking our hearts with Reichenbach. Lead us not into fandom wars, and deliver us from trolls. For thine are the cheekbones, and the deductions, and the best fandom forever and ever. The game is on!

Thank you everyone, and remember that all Whovians and Supernaturalists are required to attend next meeting, as we will be rehearsing the new Black Butler episodes in gallifreyen and Enochian. (In song).
Before you go, please leave your name and screen name in the guestbook, and don't forget to pick up some of our complementary stalker photos of Benedict Cumberbatch.
If you have something to bring up in a future meeting, you can contact me on google+, Tumblr, or twitter.
Also, remember to thank Offl99 on Tumblr, who was not able to make this meeting, for writing the Sherlock prayer. She will be with us next meeting to recite our Doctor Who prayer with us.
Farwell, and may the force be with you!

    - {Girls file out, still fresh from feels.}

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