Maidenhood???

so, as you may know, I am a Pagan.

(as is my mother)

She wants to do this whole 'maidenhood' ceremony for me, cuz I got my period about five months ago.

That might me okay, (maybe) except for the fact that she and I aren't on the best of terms, and that fact that she's inviting about 20 people that are total strangers to me.

so I'm basically going to be holding a neon sign saying "HEY GUESS WHAT ALICE CAN BLEED FROM HER UTERUS."

No. thank. you.

And this 'ceremony' is in (lets see...)

exactly 2 hours.

mmmmmmuuuuuugtggghghmhjmfoooooooohhhhhhhppppppppppppppppphhhhh.


See, in this ritual, the mother is supposed to ask the child

"Hey yo, u wanna b a maiden?"

and the child says

"ya fo' shizzle"

or

"nah I b good for a while mebbe latr."

BUT NO

SHE JUST COMES UP SAYING

"Oh and by the way, im planning a maidenhood ritual for you in like two days."

I say "no, im good for now"

and SHE goes

"ITS NOT YOUR DECISION."

WHAT?

W-H-A-T?????

SER-I-OU-S-LY??????????????????????