ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

WELL ITS TUESDAY.

KILL. ME. NOW.

I woke up this morning, thinking "Oh good! Its Friday!"

and then I realized. its frikkin TUESDAY.

ARE you kidding me.


Anyway, I'm posting a conversation I had with a fellow sherlockian on Omegle.

it was HILARIOUS.

the youtube videos are all legit.

sorry its so long, but it is funny.

 

 

Stranger: aaa

You: dull. - SH

Stranger: hehehe

Stranger: so excited for the new year

You: im excited for the new Sherlock season

Stranger: yep

Stranger: how do you feel about Watson's mustache?

You: O_O HE DOESNT HAVE ONE

Stranger: have you seen the teaser?

You: ???

Stranger: I'll get the youtube link

You: the seris, not the movie

Stranger: I know

Stranger: the series

You: JOHN DOESNT HAVE A MUSTACHE

You: NOOOOOO

Stranger: HE DOES

Stranger: I KNOW

You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You: BUUUUUUT HE CAAAAAAANT

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llGXWICGsD4

Stranger: ...tis true

You: JOHNLOCK FOR LIIIIFE I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES #NOTDEAD

Stranger: WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO

Stranger: the sexual tension between the two is tangible

You: AAAAUUUUGH FELLOW SHERLOCKIAN

You: I KNOOOOW RIIIIGHT

Stranger: They have such an awesome bromance

You: YES

You: just yes

You: they are sooooo gay for eachother <3

Stranger: now you've made me impatient for the new season

Stranger: AUAUUAURHGHGH

Stranger: "I don't have any friends.....I just have one."

You: wait im watching the link u sent

You: gimme a sec

Stranger: k

You: OH MAH GAWD HE HAS A MUSTACHE

Stranger: That teaser was TOO SHORT

Stranger: and yes. HE HAS A MUSTACHE

You: AAAUAAAUAUAUAUUUHHH *INTERNAL SOBBING*

Stranger: Sherlock's gonna be like

You: john wat did u do????

Stranger: "I will not kiss you with that filth on your face."

You: what have you done john????/

Stranger: but john will be so shocked

Stranger: that the mustache will fall off his face

You: hey r u a boy or girl? kik? ur the only other person who seeeeeees it

You: THE BEAUTY OF JOHNLOCK

Stranger: I know, right?!

Stranger: girl here

You: lol same

Stranger: ------------

You: ok im --------

You: YAAAAY

Stranger: When the next episode comes out

You: nov. 24

Stranger: not in the US, i'm afraid

Stranger: I've heard the release in the states will be January

You: im in US, its Nov. 24

Stranger: No. Way.

You: way

Stranger: oh, god.

Stranger: That's

Stranger: so

Stranger: soon

Stranger: yet so far away

You: ugh my kik isn't connecting and I KNOOOOOW RIIIIIGHT

You: IM JUST SITRTING HERE BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL AND PAINTING YELLOW SMILY FACES EVERYWHERE AND CURLING UP IM CORNERS WITH JUST BEDSHEETS ON AND CRYING

Stranger: found you!

You: found u too!!!

You: HOOORAY

Stranger: Let me guess

Stranger: You like chocolate?

You: yes

Stranger: what kind?

You: dark and milk, no white

Stranger: good taste

You: thank you

Stranger: I'm all for dark chocolate

You: yup dark rules

Stranger: What's your fav episode?

You: umm the third one (cant remember what its called)

Stranger: first season finale?

You: yeah

You: whats urs?

Stranger: I like the last one

Stranger: but a close second is A Scandal in Belgravia

You: oh buts its so sad

You: and that one is AWESOME

Stranger: SO MUCH FUN

You: I KNOOOOOW RIGHT

Stranger: my favorite fanvid

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozkPQmm64yc

Stranger: watch out for all the feels

You: lol were just here fangirling and the OP is just watching like wtf?

You: ok I will

Stranger: hahaa

You: oh damn commercial hurry up

You: there we go

You: sooo many feels *crying*

Stranger: AUUGH!!!!! THE FEELS!!

You: THE FFFFEEEEEEEEEEEELLLSSS

Stranger: I just ripped open my heart

You: mine was already ripped out

Stranger: "Don't..Be......dead"

You: I feel bad

Stranger: *sobs*

You: i turned my mom onto Sherlock and shes abuot to watch the last episode

Stranger: oh god

You: i cant even be in the room

Stranger: oh my god

Stranger: at least she didn't have to wait three years!

You: WHAT MONSTER AM I

Stranger: the new season is just around the corner

You: i know!!!1 how did the fandom ever survive this long

Stranger: That's just how good the show is

You: DAMN YOU MOFFAT MAKING US WAIT SO LONG

Stranger: I got a little fix out of seeing Cumberbatch as Kahn

Stranger: with his upturned collar

Stranger: and his cheekbones

You: hes just too sexy

You: its not fair

You: Sherlock is like heroin

Stranger: much more addictive

You: only you cant just quit

Stranger: yep

Stranger: its unhealthy

You: im like twenty years my little Sherlock ill come home with his friend moriarty and well, they just wont be allowed to see eachother ever again

Stranger: yep

You: ill whisper 'i cant believe his parents were in THAT fandom'

Stranger: hhahahahahaha

You: and then go cry

Stranger: and you'll say

You: and little Sherlock will b so confised

Stranger: "Go work on your mind puzzles!"

Stranger: "You have no friends!"

You: lol

You: "but i have one friend"

Stranger: ha!

Stranger: "Unless his name is 'John', he's not your friend anymore!"

Stranger: "You must be gay"

You: YES RIGHT

You: "how did you know"

You: *wise smile* "i just do."

Stranger: "Say it...Say it..." "Fine, mom." *Heaves a sigh* "Love is a dangerous disadvantage."

Stranger: oh, here's my second favorite video

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utwenXbh9hA

You: "but... alone is what i have, alone protects me"

You: cool thanks

Stranger: THIS SCENE! SO GOOD!

You: *watching all the feels come pooring out

You: AAAAAUUUGH

Stranger: I knowwww

You: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHCKJGFBCGUREGHWKS

Stranger: "I was just playing the game"

Stranger: HURRRRRR

You: "but i took you rpulse"

You: *pulse

Stranger: "and I waited"

Stranger: "Your pupils dilated"

You: "dilated pupils"

Stranger: AND THAT MUSIC

You: OH MA GAWD I KNOW

You: its just puts on the.... mood

Stranger: yup

Stranger: NOVEMBER 24th!!!!!

You: NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

Stranger: you must.

Stranger: just find a good pillow to cry into

Stranger: and watch fan videos

You: i am sherlocked is my lock screen for my phone now

Stranger: aaaaaah

Stranger: so good

You: and draw yellow smily faces

You: hey, whay country are you from?

You: *what?

Stranger: USA

You: ooooooh cuz if u lived in England i would have to ask if you really called sweaters 'jumpers'

Stranger: yep

Stranger: and if I said "Garidge" and not "Garage"

Stranger: but no. I have no remarkable accent

You: still cool tho

You: i want to live in London, maybe when im in colledge

You: ugh i cant spell

Stranger: supposedly, it's really expensive

Stranger: to live there

Stranger: food and stuff

You: yeeeeeaaaaah probably

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 15

You: you?

Stranger: 17

You: lol

Stranger: Sherlock fans are all ages

You: yup

Stranger: so you've got...what?... 3 years of HS left?

You: *ugh* yes

Stranger: grin and bear it

Stranger: you will survive

You: ill try lol

Stranger: alright

Stranger: I've gtg

Stranger: chat you later

You: kk nice talking to u!

You: byeeee

You: *me* FINALLY SOMEONE SEES

You have disconnected.

 

 

if you made it all the way down here, congratulations.

I love you.

thanks for reading!

love you!

<3