I am. So. Happy. Right. Now.

I am. so. happy. right now.

I guess this is going to be a youtube video blog post, enjoy.
I tore my soul apart watching all of these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVrtxpxHviE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI5iO7bGxSU

click. click now, and don't turn back.

both of them. It just made. made me.

OH MAH GAWD IT MADE ME FANGIIIIIIIIIIRL

I love love LOVE all of the great fanart the went into this!!!!!

and then how Benidict Cumberbatch was just like "oh my GAAAAWWWWWD"

AND AND AND THEN THE LITTLE CHIBIS THEY THEY DID THE THING AND ASNJWNRFCBGH JKESV LSE TRGERBGVKQETVSEHBGVLERVHBTLE--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

An error had occurred after your regularly scheduled blogger has, once again, gone catatonic after rewatching all the episodes of Sherlock in one night. Seriously blogger, get a life.
she started sobbing and wouldn't move from her corner, saying how "Sherlock wasn't dead, that John was alone, that she just couldn't believe it.
and. Wouldn't. Freaking. Move.
We tried to revive her quickly with British tea, bed sheets, smiley faces, and videos explaining how he might have faked his death.
it worked.


OK, BLOGGER BACK ONLINE.
SORRY BOUT THAT.

ok, so I found this video, and my GOD it saved me from permanent coma or something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0Hu2BSHiAg


also parts two and three are available from the video.

now Netflix is caling to me.
(stop it Netflix, I have to blog. no, no stop poking me. oh well, maybe ONE more episode. season. fandom. whatever.)

so I will leave you with this last video, Benedict Cumberbatch's appearance on top gear.

oooooh the feels. the sexy, sexy feels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg5J2NeGTNQ

loooooooove it.

well, Netflix and a bottle of mio are tag teaming me while I write this, so I'd better go.

bye! I love you all!
<3

A poem for you

wow... its already almost sort of maybe not really the weekend.

um.

HEEEEY, I WROTE YOU A POEM/SONG

theres a funny one and a depressing one. which do you want? TOO BAD, YOU GET BOTH.
If you don't want to get depressed, just skip the second one.
don't hate, this was just about the only thing I did all week.

apart from turn my parents onto Sherlock.

That was fun.

our whole family is Cumberbitches now. :)

HERES THE FUNNY ONE:
Its not an original, but its just too awesome not to share
its a parody of Ke$ha's Tik Tok.

SHERTOK

WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN
feelin like John Watson
grab my jam, I'm out the door
I'm gonna shoot this cabbie
before I leave, drink some tea
"Damn my leg Mrs. Hudson,"
cuz when I leave with Sherlock
that cane ain't coming back.
I'm talkin Moriarty at the door, door,
Mycroft bein a bore, bore,
not knowing who that bomb is for, for,
OH WA OH

YEAH? YEAH? UH HUH? RIGHT?

ok, heres the depressing one: .3.

I'm trapped in a rainbow, but my monochrome is spilling through
I may not have roses hidden in my closet
anymore
but I have too many pictures
hidden in my drawer
and its taking everything I am
not to stare at them anymore
but the lust of that razor
hidden under my pillow
is looking better by the day
those pictures have yet to gather dust
but those roses are fading away.


*commence depressing feelings*


and finally: for my FIFs (Friends In Fandoms)

heres a exert of my favorite part of the ORIGIONAL Sherlock: (by Arthur Conan Doyle)

 

"You’re not hurt, Watson? For God’s sake, say that you are not hurt?”

It was worth a wound—it was worth many wounds—to know the depth of loyalty and love which lay behind that cold mask. The clear, hard eyes were dimmed for a moment, and the firm lips were shaking. For the one and only time I caught a glimpse of a great heart as well as a great brain. All my years of humble but single-minded service culminated in that moment of revelation.

“It’s nothing, Holmes. It’s a mere scratch.”

He had ripped up my trousers with his pocket-knife.

“You are right,” he cried, with an immense sigh of relief. “It is quite superficial.” His face set like flint as he glared at our prisoner, who was sitting up with a dazed face. “By the Lord, it is well for you. If you had killed Watson, you would not have got out of this room alive. Now, sir, what have you to say for yourself?"

 

 

IT WAS LIKE HE KNEW ABOUT JOHNLOCK BEFORE IT HAPPENED.

 

Arthur Conan Doyle was physic.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

WELL ITS TUESDAY.

KILL. ME. NOW.

I woke up this morning, thinking "Oh good! Its Friday!"

and then I realized. its frikkin TUESDAY.

ARE you kidding me.


Anyway, I'm posting a conversation I had with a fellow sherlockian on Omegle.

it was HILARIOUS.

the youtube videos are all legit.

sorry its so long, but it is funny.

 

 

Stranger: aaa

You: dull. - SH

Stranger: hehehe

Stranger: so excited for the new year

You: im excited for the new Sherlock season

Stranger: yep

Stranger: how do you feel about Watson's mustache?

You: O_O HE DOESNT HAVE ONE

Stranger: have you seen the teaser?

You: ???

Stranger: I'll get the youtube link

You: the seris, not the movie

Stranger: I know

Stranger: the series

You: JOHN DOESNT HAVE A MUSTACHE

You: NOOOOOO

Stranger: HE DOES

Stranger: I KNOW

You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You: BUUUUUUT HE CAAAAAAANT

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llGXWICGsD4

Stranger: ...tis true

You: JOHNLOCK FOR LIIIIFE I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES #NOTDEAD

Stranger: WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO

Stranger: the sexual tension between the two is tangible

You: AAAAUUUUGH FELLOW SHERLOCKIAN

You: I KNOOOOW RIIIIGHT

Stranger: They have such an awesome bromance

You: YES

You: just yes

You: they are sooooo gay for eachother <3

Stranger: now you've made me impatient for the new season

Stranger: AUAUUAURHGHGH

Stranger: "I don't have any friends.....I just have one."

You: wait im watching the link u sent

You: gimme a sec

Stranger: k

You: OH MAH GAWD HE HAS A MUSTACHE

Stranger: That teaser was TOO SHORT

Stranger: and yes. HE HAS A MUSTACHE

You: AAAUAAAUAUAUAUUUHHH *INTERNAL SOBBING*

Stranger: Sherlock's gonna be like

You: john wat did u do????

Stranger: "I will not kiss you with that filth on your face."

You: what have you done john????/

Stranger: but john will be so shocked

Stranger: that the mustache will fall off his face

You: hey r u a boy or girl? kik? ur the only other person who seeeeeees it

You: THE BEAUTY OF JOHNLOCK

Stranger: I know, right?!

Stranger: girl here

You: lol same

Stranger: ------------

You: ok im --------

You: YAAAAY

Stranger: When the next episode comes out

You: nov. 24

Stranger: not in the US, i'm afraid

Stranger: I've heard the release in the states will be January

You: im in US, its Nov. 24

Stranger: No. Way.

You: way

Stranger: oh, god.

Stranger: That's

Stranger: so

Stranger: soon

Stranger: yet so far away

You: ugh my kik isn't connecting and I KNOOOOOW RIIIIIGHT

You: IM JUST SITRTING HERE BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL AND PAINTING YELLOW SMILY FACES EVERYWHERE AND CURLING UP IM CORNERS WITH JUST BEDSHEETS ON AND CRYING

Stranger: found you!

You: found u too!!!

You: HOOORAY

Stranger: Let me guess

Stranger: You like chocolate?

You: yes

Stranger: what kind?

You: dark and milk, no white

Stranger: good taste

You: thank you

Stranger: I'm all for dark chocolate

You: yup dark rules

Stranger: What's your fav episode?

You: umm the third one (cant remember what its called)

Stranger: first season finale?

You: yeah

You: whats urs?

Stranger: I like the last one

Stranger: but a close second is A Scandal in Belgravia

You: oh buts its so sad

You: and that one is AWESOME

Stranger: SO MUCH FUN

You: I KNOOOOOW RIGHT

Stranger: my favorite fanvid

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozkPQmm64yc

Stranger: watch out for all the feels

You: lol were just here fangirling and the OP is just watching like wtf?

You: ok I will

Stranger: hahaa

You: oh damn commercial hurry up

You: there we go

You: sooo many feels *crying*

Stranger: AUUGH!!!!! THE FEELS!!

You: THE FFFFEEEEEEEEEEEELLLSSS

Stranger: I just ripped open my heart

You: mine was already ripped out

Stranger: "Don't..Be......dead"

You: I feel bad

Stranger: *sobs*

You: i turned my mom onto Sherlock and shes abuot to watch the last episode

Stranger: oh god

You: i cant even be in the room

Stranger: oh my god

Stranger: at least she didn't have to wait three years!

You: WHAT MONSTER AM I

Stranger: the new season is just around the corner

You: i know!!!1 how did the fandom ever survive this long

Stranger: That's just how good the show is

You: DAMN YOU MOFFAT MAKING US WAIT SO LONG

Stranger: I got a little fix out of seeing Cumberbatch as Kahn

Stranger: with his upturned collar

Stranger: and his cheekbones

You: hes just too sexy

You: its not fair

You: Sherlock is like heroin

Stranger: much more addictive

You: only you cant just quit

Stranger: yep

Stranger: its unhealthy

You: im like twenty years my little Sherlock ill come home with his friend moriarty and well, they just wont be allowed to see eachother ever again

Stranger: yep

You: ill whisper 'i cant believe his parents were in THAT fandom'

Stranger: hhahahahahaha

You: and then go cry

Stranger: and you'll say

You: and little Sherlock will b so confised

Stranger: "Go work on your mind puzzles!"

Stranger: "You have no friends!"

You: lol

You: "but i have one friend"

Stranger: ha!

Stranger: "Unless his name is 'John', he's not your friend anymore!"

Stranger: "You must be gay"

You: YES RIGHT

You: "how did you know"

You: *wise smile* "i just do."

Stranger: "Say it...Say it..." "Fine, mom." *Heaves a sigh* "Love is a dangerous disadvantage."

Stranger: oh, here's my second favorite video

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utwenXbh9hA

You: "but... alone is what i have, alone protects me"

You: cool thanks

Stranger: THIS SCENE! SO GOOD!

You: *watching all the feels come pooring out

You: AAAAAUUUGH

Stranger: I knowwww

You: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHCKJGFBCGUREGHWKS

Stranger: "I was just playing the game"

Stranger: HURRRRRR

You: "but i took you rpulse"

You: *pulse

Stranger: "and I waited"

Stranger: "Your pupils dilated"

You: "dilated pupils"

Stranger: AND THAT MUSIC

You: OH MA GAWD I KNOW

You: its just puts on the.... mood

Stranger: yup

Stranger: NOVEMBER 24th!!!!!

You: NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

Stranger: you must.

Stranger: just find a good pillow to cry into

Stranger: and watch fan videos

You: i am sherlocked is my lock screen for my phone now

Stranger: aaaaaah

Stranger: so good

You: and draw yellow smily faces

You: hey, whay country are you from?

You: *what?

Stranger: USA

You: ooooooh cuz if u lived in England i would have to ask if you really called sweaters 'jumpers'

Stranger: yep

Stranger: and if I said "Garidge" and not "Garage"

Stranger: but no. I have no remarkable accent

You: still cool tho

You: i want to live in London, maybe when im in colledge

You: ugh i cant spell

Stranger: supposedly, it's really expensive

Stranger: to live there

Stranger: food and stuff

You: yeeeeeaaaaah probably

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 15

You: you?

Stranger: 17

You: lol

Stranger: Sherlock fans are all ages

You: yup

Stranger: so you've got...what?... 3 years of HS left?

You: *ugh* yes

Stranger: grin and bear it

Stranger: you will survive

You: ill try lol

Stranger: alright

Stranger: I've gtg

Stranger: chat you later

You: kk nice talking to u!

You: byeeee

You: *me* FINALLY SOMEONE SEES

You have disconnected.

 

 

if you made it all the way down here, congratulations.

I love you.

thanks for reading!

love you!

<3

DEATHMATCH. No, really.

woohoo, so this is the fandom deathmatch so far.
I really hope these pictures actually show up when I publish this, cuz I wouldn't want to be talking about empty ... screen. space. stuff. shut up.

I would love it if you all could click the link and help out Sherlock. I would love you forever. and ever. O_O

http://3chicgeeks.com/2013/08/23/the-fandom-wars-round-4-semifinals/

Okay, so click away. (my god - I just rhymed.)

I wonder what the death toll for this little 'survey' will be. you can bet that there WILL be casualties.

I'm mostly afraid that it will come down to Sherlock or Doctor Who (its looking that way).

OH MAH GAWD I HAD LIKE TWO PAGES OF CRAPS HERE AND MY COMPUTER WENT AND DELETED 

no, no. I am calm.

SON OF A FUCK *throws laptop*

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we are sorry, but your normally functioning blogger has ceased to function properly, and has gone into a catatonic state. she will be working properly once she has wrapped herself up in a sheet and rocked in the corner for a few hours. thank you for your patience.

 

otay heres some of my favorite Johnlock pics.
I guess this is going to be a Sherlock post.
oh well, finding these pics made me feel like a kid in a sweets shop!
fandom shop.
johnlock shop.
whatever.




<~ phone right there

this one is kinda hard to read:
SH: "John?"
J: ...
SH: "Pass me my phone."






D'AWWWW!
these are my favorites, but I probably have HUNDRADS stored on my computer.

I'm that sad.

welp, I've got to go nows, Mum is looking over my shoulder to find out what I have been doing for the last half hour, and why I went catatonic for a while.

this is an ANONYMOUS blog. so I can talk about her and stuff.

heh. catatonic. that's my favorite word.

well bye everybody, have a good day. night. oh, shut up.

love you all!

<3

 

Media (Thats Med, like medicine, and dia like... dia)

   Tonight, I saw a play.
Media.
   it wasn't actually my choice to go, and we weren't even sure if we could get tickets at all.
we basically just drove forty-five minutes, in hopes that we might find the right place, and that they might have been selling tickets at the door instead of in advance, and that it wasn't already sold out, and that it happened to be running late.
 
 lovely.

so as it happened, they were selling tickets at the door, but had started right on time, so we just had to walk into a tiny blackbox theater almost an hour late.
   the acting wasn't very good, (except for the guy who had to describe exactly how Jason's new bride died in detail - he was good.) the seats were packed together, not even elevated in the back.
   my parents are like that. I'll talk more about them later.
 so I saw half of a play. well, whatever I could see from behind that guy with the hat and the giggling couple. (dear lord, I do believe that I just forgot how to spell couple and had to look it up. I think I may be getting tired. that would happen after seeing a play late at night, then forcing your parents to sit through an episode of Sherlock as punishment.)

strange - I'm usually the night owl, up until the wee morning hours comfortably. school is messing with my sleeping habits. school isn't natural. then again, we knew that all along.

so I'm going to bed.

I'll update in the morning.


UPDATE


OKAY. ITS LIKE 7:40 IN THE MORNING AND IM SCARED.
   7:40. I don't get up before 10 on weekends, yet here I am, awake.
I'm going to go to my mind palace and try to figure this out. (*coughcoughsherlockcoughreferencecoughcough)


*me singing* and now, a song to leave you on your way:
(to the tune of 'if your happy and you know it')

Iiiiiiiiiif your happy and you know it, stay away.
if your happy and you know it, stay away,
Cuz Sherlock makes you die,
And Doctor Who, it makes you cry,
If your happy and you know it, stay away.
*clap clap*

I'll be posting more of those :) for all my Friends In Fandoms (FIF)

I'm happy to say, I now have like three readers, all friends that I basically black-mailed :)

Shout out to Maya, mah camp buddy with her hats, makeup, and hair
Kyle, mah friend, your still scaring Emma a bit
Joseph, never give up your Olympic gymnastic/ ballet (do they have Olympic ballet?) dreams.

thanks you to all of my invisible friends, thank you, and good night.
morning.
whatever.
<3

pilot blog

Wow, okay, so I just made this blog about forty seconds ago.
so some info about me:
I live in Savannah, GA
I go Savannah Arts Academy
when I fall into fandoms, I fall hard
I'm currently in the Sherlock, doctor who, MLP, bones, and harry potter fandom
that's probably all I'm going to talk about
I'll give some real world perspective from the eyes of a teenage girl
I love writing (offl99 on wattpad - look me up. that's right, shameless self promotion)
I'm in SAA for visual arts, even though I generally don't like it
I love reading (maximum ride, Emily the strange, nightworld, hunger games, uglies, etc)
warning: I am a terrible speller.
I have gone through self harm, minor anorexia, and bullying, so I understand. that is probably not something you hear someone say every day.

I just want a place where I can rant and rave anonymously.

A place where I can, oh I don't know, get sarcastic, post pictures and links, quote things annoyingly, and most of all, get to understand myself better, so that maybe I can get other people to understand me as well.

who knows, maybe this will be kinda popular one day.

thank you! I love all my (nonexistent) fans!
<3