Lame Prom & My Idol

Firstly, prom happened. I spent a long time getting ready; shaving my legs, my pits, moisturizing everything, did my nails, primer, foundation, concealer, contouring (for the first time in my life), smokey eye shadow (for the first time in my life), eyeliner, mascara, and then my friend/date showed up a bit early so I had to rush lipstick/dress/jewelry/putting on sticky boobs/hair.

Also I may or may not have brought a tiny flask of vodka with me because I had the foresight to know that it  would probably suck.
There was only rap music to dance to, no slow songs at all, shellfish to eat (which I can't), painful heels, etc.
After, however, we went to a space themed potato restaurant. Pizza potato and a coke with a shot of vodka is surprisingly good.
Then Bambi and I walked to McDonalds for dessert.
I was exhausted.

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Then, I got to go see David Sedaris (my favorite author) read some of his work and some of his diary.
Then I waited in line for about an hour and a half to get to meet him. I asked him where I should go to college, then he gave me a pin that he got from japan. (He gives things to every teenager who comes to his shows instead of doing drugs or something). It was amazing. He signed a book for me, and I got one signed for my friend Devin, who couldn't be there. (He wrote, "you didn't miss nything tonight).
I'm still excited.

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Also, on Wednesday, there was a threat of a school shooting.
Apparently, two idiot kids kept joking about shooting up the school/recreating Columbine. Which freaked my dad out since he worked right by Columbine, and was friends with the mom of one of those boys. It really messed him up.
And so pretty much everyone told everyone not to come to school. I hadn't heard, so out of 900 students, only about 150 showed up. In one of my classes, and on the bus home, I was the only person there.
The local newspaper then proceeded to shit on our whole school. An actual quote from the article:
"The students in question insist that they did nothing wrong; they were just practicing witchcraft."

That is because the absolute morons in question, who decided that they are Wiccan, felt that there was an evil spirit in the school, and so make a pentagram out of their own blood to try and exorcise it, and then posted it to social media.
I couldn't make this up if I tried.

It was a weird day.